This afternoon, I agreed to sub for my friend Brittany's soccer team.
Brittany is a teammate on my Sunday team and she recently moved into an adjacent subdivision and so we have carpooled to a few games and, while I have known her for years, it's been fun getting to know her off of the soccer field.
So, when she asked me to sub because her team would be short on female players, I readily agreed.
Then she told me the team I was substituting for.
It is Colin's team.
I AM PLAYING SOCCER ON COLIN'S TEAM.
I'm not going to bail on Brittany but I am not excited about this. At all.
I hope he's not there.
I hope his wife isn't on the team.
I hope I get a good story out of this, at least.