And because I had a very, very early morning that I will tell you about later.
Just after Christmas, when you feel bad about buying yourself dresses because it was just Christmas, I bought myself a dress. I felt bad about it.
And by the time I got around to making the purchase, it was nearly sold out but I loved the dress (sleeves! pockets!) and I had to hope and pray that I could squeeze into a 0 petite.
Spoiler alert: I can.
It's just short. Scandalous short.
But that's what tights are for. Maintaining dignity in the workplace.