Sunday, August 26, 2012

Bitchy Megstravaganza

I was a bitch at Meg's graduation.

There were 913 incidents in which I wanted to stab/strangle/maim a member of my family.

I wasn't very patient. My grandfather was acting like a bratty child because he hates to sit through graduations. I wanted to stab him. My uncle was acting like a dick because my grandpa was acting like a bratty child. I wanted to stab him. My mom parked in the wrong parking garage. I wanted to punch her. Meg's boyfriend, Drew, ran in just as the ceremony was starting. I wanted to kick him in the junk. My dad didn't answer his cell phone. I wanted to pull his hair.

I don't know what my problem was.

I might have been a little jealous.

Which is embarrassing to admit.

My sister worked her ass off and excelled in school and the day to celebrate finally arrives and I'm petty and jealous and bitchy.

I'm a better person than that.

I suspect that it was the size of our group and, therefore, my lack of control over the situation that made me so unbearably bitchy. We drove different cars. I didn't make the dinner reservations. It wasn't just my immediate family and I couldn't run the show and tell everyone exactly what to do and how to do it. So I compensated by being a bitch.

Mostly in my head. Thankfully, I just stewed quietly and ruined only my own celebration of Meg's graduation.

What the hell is my problem?

I seriously hate myself sometimes.

And my uncle just emailed me his pictures from today and I seriously look a little pregnant.

I'm going to take out all of my anger and frustration on the dress I was wore.


Mummy Dearest said...

Omg. I don't think I've ever commented but you have me laughing uncontrollably. All week long I've been saying I want to bash someone's head in. I'm sorry for what you are going thru, but dying! [of course Hubs told me to have my medication adjusted!!!]

MK said...

Along with "Stab" my internal anger mantra is often, "I want to punch them in the neck." I don't know that I've actually ever even seen anyone punched in the neck in a movie or anything or if it would even be as effective as a punch to the nose but in my head I love to say, "She is so ridiculous, I want to punch them in the neck."


Teagan B. Sawyer said...

All I can think of is your ridiculously amazing bikini pic where you are just ripped. There is no possible way you look preggo. We are always our own worst critic! Hugs on making it through a stressful day.

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