Thursday, March 29, 2012

Damsel in digital distress

Facebook is the devil.

Facebook is exactly what a girl like me doesn't need. My imagination is enough. Digital interactions need not apply.

I wish I had kept a list of every time -- starting with the August day The Coach left -- I spun out of control as a result of something I saw on Facebook.

But I could give you an accurate list of the times that I went Facebook Crazy in the last week:
a. last Thursday morning
b. yesterday

About the same girl who may or may not be counting down the seconds until he's back in the D. The same girl who may or may not have made a digital creep that drew my attention when he was home in December. The same girl who is probably his cousin. Or his secret wife. OMG, WHAT IF HE HAS A SECRET WIFE?

I would like to think that I'm not a crazy girl.

But until we have The Conversation - oh, we're having The Conversation come hell or high water. I'll learn sign language to facilitate having The Conversation if need be - I'm going to feel like this. Completely insane. Suspicious. Like I'm walking on a tightrope and anticipating the gust of wind that is strong enough to knock me to the ground.

I don't like feeling this way, but I do. I don't like being the crazy girl, but I am.

I am a crazy girl. I'm just going to own it.


Kari said...

I'm pretty sure the coach is not a player --
Facebook is evil.

k said...

I hate facebook. There is another chick that makes me go crazy too. Although, I know who she is, an ex. THings will get better once he is back in town!

Teagan B. Sawyer said...

I'm pretty sure you are a normal girl...that facebook ridiculousness can make anyone feel a little crazy.

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