Thursday, August 04, 2011

This happened

I am walking through the stacks when I come across a hotel key card. I pick it up. I bring it to my coworker.

Except I don’t just bring it to my coworker. I practically prance to his desk, smiling and waving it over my head and generally acting like the jackass that I am.

“I HAVE A GIFT JUST FOR YOU!” I announce, thrusting the key card in his direction.

He looks at it.

He looks up at me.

He is clearly horrified.

And I am just standing there, like a fool.

Until I realize.








And then I drop the card onto the desk and hop between my feet and shake my head violently. “Left card. Found! Found on the ground! This isn’t! Ahhh! No! Not! Noooooooooo! Not a proposition! Not an indecent proposal! Not what it looks like! NOT AT ALL WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!”

And now I need a new job.


"Cookie" said...

OH MY! I'm sure your face and his face....priceless! :)

Kari said...

Love this!! It made me laugh out loud!

Kim said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! That was classic!

Teagan B. Sawyer said...

bahahahaha hilarious!

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