Monday, October 19, 2009

Spinster

While I was getting into bed last night (at 9:45 pm. Wearing a bulky hoodie and an enormous pair of matching sweats. And pink socks with figure skates on them.) I stopped for just a second, glancing over at the few pairs of pants I'd left on the other side of the bed.

"It's a good thing that I'm single," I thought to myself. "Otherwise I'd have to move those pants."

And with that, I took one step closer to becoming a crazy old cat lady.

"It's a good thing that I'm single," I'll mutter to myself. "Otherwise I'd have to clean those litter boxes for fear of scaring my man away."

1 comments:

Accidentally Me said...

Oh this totally cracked me up..."Otherwise I would have to move those pants" is totally priceless!

 
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