Friday, July 18, 2008

I heart work email (part 1)

From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 1:57 PM
To: Alyson


I need help planning a party


Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 1:58 PM
To: Darren


Keys to a good party:
1. Cupcakes
2. Confetti
3. Streamers
4. GHB


From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 2:17 PM
To: Alyson


5. Hard Liquor to disguise the GHB in


Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 2:23 PM
To: Darren


Good call! You have obviously done this before!

1. Cupcakes
2. Confetti
3. Streamers
4. GHB
5. Hard Liquor to disguise the GHB in
6. 1-3 sketchy dudes
7. 2-5 easy girls
8. Karaoke machine
9. Pudding


From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 2:55 PM
To: Alyson


15. a game that involves spinning a bottle and making out with the person it lands on, in the closet

whats the bucket for?


Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 2:56 PM
To: Darren


SCANDALOUS!

I will definitely add it to the list.

Buckets can come in handy for a variety of reasons.


Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:37 PM
To: Darren


1. Cupcakes
2. Confetti
3. Streamers
4. GHB
5. Hard Liquor to disguise the GHB in
6. 1-3 sketchy dudes
7. 2-5 easy girls
8. Karaoke machine
9. Pudding
10. Psychedelics
11. A lava lamp
12. One person that nobody really likes
13. A minimum of one (1) game that involves heavy drinking as a requirement for success
14. A bucket
15. a game that involves spinning a bottle and making out with the person it lands on, in the closet
16. A location with little or no parental supervision
17. Hot tub and/or steam room
18. Ethnic food, preferably Mexican or Korean
19. A minimum of one person who knows the Heimlich maneuver
20. Pogo stick


From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:39 PM
To: Alyson


whats the pogo stick for


Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:40 PM
To: Darren


Oh, you know. Fun and stuff.


From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:47 PM
To: Alyson


yeah...I do know.

Our party also needs a theme???


Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:49 PM
To: Darren


Theme ideas:
1. Mexican hat dance
2. Field of Dreams
3. Armed forces


From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:55 PM
To: Alyson


haha

I was thinking...Naughty Nurses


From: Darren
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 3:57 PM
To: Alyson


I was thinking MY MOM IS A NURSE and also YOU ARE A PERV.

3 comments:

Accidentally Me said...

Oh, just make out with him already! This incessant flirting must be driving your crazy!

Stace said...

FYI that was a little confusing, but uh. . . i'm with accidentally me! DO IT NOW!

my life is brilliant said...

Agreed, agreed!!!

 
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