Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Human garbage disposal

So far, the best part about moving has been cleaning out my refrigerator.

I want to transport as little food as possible, so I've given up grocery shopping entirely. Instead, I am burrowing into the corners of my freezer and pantry and gobbling up anything that I can find.

And everything that I haven't allowed myself.

The egg noodles I've shoved aside because I only eat wheat pasta? My lunch today.
Cookies that I'm hiding from myself in the freezer? Will be defrosted ASAP.
Dinner tonight? A tossup between Pizza Rolls and a Digiorno's frozen pizza.

I'm only here for another 10 days. Please forgive me if I don't get around to the stir fry vegetables and the canned vegetables of an unknown origin, as I have never served or purchased myself canned vegetables. I'm going for the unhealthy stuff first, you see; my parents are on a diet and I don't want to subject them to the junk.

Yeah, I know. I make astonishingly selfless sacrifices for my loved ones. You don’t have to tell me.

2 comments:

Stace said...

What a thoughtful daughter you are! ;)

OC said...

LOL! I'm moving and I've been doing the same thing. "No need to transport all this food," I say as I have to finish the ice cream after making the frozen, yes, DiGiornio pizza for dinner.

You wouldn't want that good food to go to waste - what if something happened to it during the move?

 
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