Thursday, May 31, 2007

Heavy-stomached preparations

The night before my interview:
1. Work late.
2. Take yoga class.
3. Drink glass of pomegranate juice (antioxidants, hello!).
4. Eat ginormous bowl of Edy's Slow Churned ice cream (1/2 the fat, 1/3 the calories = nearly healthy).
4. Devour two slices of pizza.
5. Go to bed early.

I suggest that you print this out, dear readers. After I get this job, I am patenting this method of preparation and I will have to delete it off of my blog so as to not hurt book sales.

Don't say I didn't warn you.


Amy said...

Night before my (second) interview: Run to Kohl's to find interview outfit (since you've already worn the two you have and they are so much alike that even though this particular company didn't see one of them, to simply change shirts isn't going to cut it.) Try on. Try on. Try on. Leave with more clothes than necessary because you just.can't.decide.

Come home, have a glass of wine. Talk to your sister for an hour (while she watches some dancing show). Try to convince the dog thunder isn't painful. Go to bed.

Let's see what works, huh?

(P.S. I'm praying for you!!)

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