Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Conversation with Colin

Colin and I have maintained our bad habit of rapid-fire email during the workday.

It's mostly mindless chatter. Today, Colin totally set himself for learning about the dream that he doesn't want to know about and that I wasn't going to inform him of.

Yesterday, we were talking about a friend that I'm pissed at. He said he would trade places with me and teach her a lesson. I responded to him after I got in this morning.

It went downhill from there.

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From: Colin
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:29 PM
To: Aly
well let me know. I can cake care of her and you can do my laundry?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:35 PM
DEAL.

From: Colin
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 6:17 PM
To: Aly
so do I have to dress like you as well?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 8:49 AM
Yes.
And I've been wearing a lot of dresses lately.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:48 PM
To: Aly
I might look pregnant though

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:51 PM
Funny you say that.
I had a dream that I was pregnant just last night.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:54 PM
To: Aly
and who was the father?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:58 PM
No comment.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Aly
Subject: Re: So...
c'mon why not tell me it would make an interesting conversation seeing as my throat is getting bigger and it hurts to talk

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:02 PM
No. It will make you uncomfortable.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:03 PM
To: Aly
how?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:05 PM
Because it was you.
See? That was uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable...you should be too.

(It was a girl. And I didn't tell you I was pregnant.)

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:07 PM
To: Aly
so what did we name her and was she at least good looking like her mother?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:10 PM
That was the major problem in the dream: the kid didn't have a name. I couldn't think of one. And you weren't there.

Because I didn't tell you.

I think you were at a carnival?

It was seriously the most demented dream EVER.

I kept the baby under my desk while I worked.

She had pretty eyes, though.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:13 PM
To: Aly
so I have turned into a carnie?

and you kept her under your desk at work....why?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:23 PM
Because it was a dream that made no sense whatsoever.
And I'm obviously a bad mother.

From: Colin Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:28 PM
To: Aly
I would not classify you as a bad mother, just all about saving money

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:41 PM
Right. Well, I am a single mom.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:46 PM
To: Aly
I don't think you would be a single mom unless I ran off to the carnival like you said I did

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:59 PM
Subject: RE: So...
It was probably my fault I was a single mother, seeing as how I didn't tell you.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:04 PM
To: Aly
I know that I am dumb and all but I think I would have picked up on it

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:08 PM
In my dream, you must not have picked up on it.

In real life, I'm sure that you would.

From: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:11 PM
To: Aly
interesting...so when does this baby making start?

From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:24 PM
Oh, you just let me know. They don't call me the company slut for nothing.

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And, as I'm sure you can imagine, things only got more inappropriate from there.

2 comments:

Bijoy said...

Cool blog, i just randomly surfed in, but it sure was worth my time, will be back

Deep Regards from the other side of the Moon

Biby Cletus

Anonymous said...

OMG I can only imagine. Losing the big V status may come sooner than later. Careful!

 
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