Friday, January 05, 2007

Letters from an idiot

Dear Boss,
Thanks for the bonus. It was too small. And if you think that it will keep me quiet when you announce another year of salary freezes, you are sorely mistaken. Thanks again, though. Honestly. I already cashed the check.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy,
Come back, already! I’m starting to forget how much I love you!

Dear Cousin Mara,
Somewhat surprised to get an email from you today, seeing as how your brother tried to kick my dad’s ass at Christmas. Considering who your parents are, however, I am not surprised that you were emailing me a job posting.

Dear Mom,
I hate working on Saturdays but I love having Fridays off because I get to spend the day with you doing fun things like going to lunch and shopping and seeing a movie or, in the case of today, doing all three. I am so fortunate to have a mother who is a college professor and thus never works, but makes over four times what I earn per year.

Dear Credit Cards,
I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends anymore.

Dear Christmas Presents Sitting in the Middle of my Living Room, Still,
It’s not that I don’t like you. It’s that I’m busy. And I don’t really have the desire to clean out my sock drawer.

Dear New Neighbors,
Welcome to the complex! I look forward to stealing your wireless internet!

Dear The Last Kiss,
You're great! Spectacular, even. But mighty depressing. Why did I buy you? Will you continue to make me depressed every time I watch you? I adore your soundtrack, by the way.

Dear Colin,
When did this happen? How did I become that girl who wants to spend every waking second with that boy?

Dear Readers,
Love ya'll. Have a fabulous weekend, eh?


Laurie said...

Love this post. I especially agree with the letter to Grey's Anatomy. I was so frustrated last night to see yet another rerun. They promoted it all week like it would be new. Grrrr.

Plantation said...

Agree with you on Last Kiss. Movie and soundtrack are both good.

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