Monday, January 15, 2007

The irrational fear disappeared quickly

GASP! gaspgaspgasp. Eeeee. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh my goodness. Oh oh oh oh ooooooooh my. This. Cannot. Be. Holy shit. No. No no no no.

I'm suddenly feeling short of breath.

And dizzy.

And sick.

Why? This is horrible. This is tragic. This is the end. Oh, no.

Sniffle. Sigh. Moan.

Well, actually, I guess it isn't that bad. Giggle. Chuckle. Tee hee hee. It's not bad at all. And it helps that her profile picture is absolutely ridiculous. And sleazy. And that she's not half as cute as I remembered her to be. Ha. Bitch.

This is what my reaction was to finding out that Colin has his high school girlfriend a friend on My Space. Incredibly impressive and mature, I know.


Laurie said...

MySpace means nothing. He is yours. No worries girlie.

Courtney said...

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! :)

I am the EXACT same way!!

Way too fuuny.

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