Friday, December 29, 2006

More from The Christmas to Remember

The scene: Christmas afternoon, Grandma and Grandpa’s house. The heroine and her family have just entered the living room, bearing gifts and smiles.

The characters: our heroine and her adorable, Norwegian troll curmudgeon of a grandfather.


Grandfather: Oh, here’s my skater. My skinny, skinny skater.

Heroine: Hi, Grandpa! Merry Christmas!

Grandfather: Merry Christmas, skinny skater. Such a skinny little skater you are. So skinny...

[Grandfather pats our heroine on her backside.]

Grandfather: Except for there. You’ve got a little padding there. Good for cushioning falls.

Heroine: ...

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