Saturday, July 15, 2006

Whore

From: Carrie
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2006 4:34 PM
Subject: (blank)

Alyson,

Hey there. How are you? I wanted to let you know - in case you haven't heard it from anyone else - I am going back to (insert company here). But I didn't know if you would be interested in putting your hat in for this job with (company where she couldn't hack it). It reminded me of your experience in Denver with that program. If you have any interest, please let me know and I can get you the information and fill you in more on the job, etc.

We still need to get together and pick up some Thai!

Carrie


I'm going to have a little pride and delete this email without responding.

If I did email her back, these are a few points I would absolutely have to make:

1. Like I hadn't heard about your crawling back to your old job.
2. And like I would even consider enlisting your help to land a job that you couldn't handle.
3. I cannot imagine that the company that you're abandoning (or "didn't fit" at or was "terminated" from) really wants to take your advice on the hiring of your replacement.
4. Am totally done with your sloppy seconds, anyhow.
5. I will never again eat a meal with you by my own volition. Especially Thai, my favorite, which I have no doubt that you would ruin forever.
6. Why do you think that you'd like Thai food, anyway? All you eat is ranch dressing.
7. I HATE YOUR HAIRCUT AND I HAVE HATED IT SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT.
8. Good luck finding a goalie for your hockey team next year.
9. I feel better now. You suck. Goodbye.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

What a crappy situation. But you still made me laugh :)

Anonymous said...

Why don't you ever say what you really mean? What do you think of Carrie anyway?

Plantation said...

I agree with Dancer. Send the email.

 
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