Sunday, March 26, 2006

Hockey etiquette

Consider yourself lucky if you ask a goalie with a pounding headache if she’ll stay and play another game and she says yes.

Do not send one of your teammates into your locker room to tell Pounding Head Goalie that, actually, you have a goalie and then, seven minutes later after Pounding Head Goalie is fully undressed, send another one of your teammates into the locker room wondering (in a very anxious, irritating and slightly-too-loud voice) why you aren’t on the ice.

Because then she’ll want to kill you.

And she’s supposed to be on your team.

1 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm worried about your everlasting headache! Maybe you should see another doctor for a second opinion. Is the Allegra helping at all?

PS. Try chocolate too :)

 
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