Friday, February 24, 2006

Not as stupid as I thought, yet still an ass

I have this really, really bad habit of exchanging emails with Colin while I'm at work. See: yesterday, a conversation we had about a soccer teammate and very casual acquaintance of mine.

From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 4:28 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder

you should hear the question Lisa asked me last night


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:06 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder

Tell me!


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:18 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


it was just blunt and out of the blue


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:21 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder


That's not telling me what she said.


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:26 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


there was a problem in her game I went over and asked them what the problem was and she just asked me out of the blue if I was single and that I should ask you out for a date


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:33 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder


Oh. My. God.

Well. Isn't she charming?


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:42 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


yeah it was way out in left field and was not expecting that one from her


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:46 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder


No. I wouldn't have expected that, either.

I'll have a little chat with her.


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:53 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


I got a kick out of it


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:57 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder


I'm glad you're so amused.


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:05 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


it was just a little weird going from getting yelled at from one person to hey why don't you ask Alyson out


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:11 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder


Well, Lisa tends to say whatever is on her mind. She's not exactly shy. It keeps you on your toes!

In case you were wondering: I definitely didn't put her up to that.


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:23 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


she made that clear that you have never said anything about it. I told her about what had happened.


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:29 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder


Oh, how I would've liked to have been a fly on the wall for that.


From: Colin
To: Aly
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:32 PM
Subject: Re: Reminder


nothing bad, I was just the one that messed everything up is basically what I said


From: Aly
To: Colin
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:42 PM
Subject: RE: Reminder

Fascinating.



Fascinating? FASCINATING? Is that not the lamest comeback in the history of the world? Do I not deserve to have my eyes gouged for replying to Colin's stupidity with such a half-assed answer instead of seizing the opportunity and telling him what a dumb fuck he is?

Ugh. I make myself sick.

Not quite as sick as he makes me. But sick enough.

He is such a turd.

1 comments:

Silver said...

I think it was perfect. What the hell was he trying to tell you anyway? Sheesh. Guys are so obtuse, impacted and just plain stupid most of the time. Beleive me, I've been there. Aly, you hang in there - you will be fine - you "get it" and I know that you will find a guy that "gets it" some day.

Dan

 
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