Wednesday, August 03, 2005

My shallow gene pool

Not only did my dad take a car through his store’s carwash without putting the back windows up.

Not only did my dad take a car through his store’s carwash without realizing the back windows weren’t up.

Not only did my dad take a car through his store’s carwash without realizing the back windows weren’t up until one of the strips of blue washing cloth hit him on the back of his head.

He decided that the wet smack to the back of his noggin improved his hairdo.

And did not hesitate to tell us any of this.

[Disclaimer: I am not Kelly Osborne.]

2 comments:

ropedncr said...

best laugh i've had in a while! you're lucky to have a dad like that. my dad used to sneak things out of other people's carts and put them back on the shelf, and then he put in something they hadn't selected. he thought that was funny. i was telling one of my brothers-in-law about this and he looked sheepishly confused and said 'but i saw you do that onetime, too.' sight. heredity. it'll get you every time (what really made me feel bad was that i had absolutely no recollection of that. i hate to think that i might be unconsciously channeling my father. maybe i'll start giving the finger to random strangers i drive by, too.

Plantation said...

Hilarious.

 
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