Monday, July 25, 2005

Prune Girl sucked of life

I had a soccer game yesterday. The hottest day of the summer.

Never have I sweat so much. Never have I been so close to passing out from heat, exhaustion and massive dehydration. Never has my underwear been so soaked with sweat that I could've squeezed 12 ounces of perspiration from them, should I have so desired.

Today, my body is punishing me. I stare vacantly and speak in monotone. I feel like a refrigerator was dropped on me.

Or like an elephant sat on me, perhaps.

It's hard to tell.

It's hard to do anything today.


ropedncr said...

hey. don't they ever call games because of extreme heat? if it's anything there like it is here 50 miles west of chicago, the heat index was up over 100. be safe and take care.

A said...

Nope. Not that I've ever heard of.

The heat index was 100+ here, too. Most draining on the mind/body.

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