Thursday, July 28, 2005

An issue of critical importance

I have been put in charge of distributing gifts at the wedding shower that my mom and Aunt Lynn are hosting for my cousin, Liz.

Here is what we will not do:
1. Pass out gifts to the winners of games, especially games that include crude and frequent references to the dick.
2. Anything that sucks.
3. Anything that takes up more than 5ish minutes of time.

There is always the option of numbering the presents and slapping numbers under each of the chairs. But I'm gunning for something a tad more unique, so as to wow each and every guest with my wit and Martha-esque party hostess charm.

I have just over a month to think of some cute way to give out these lame ass gifts.

Strike that.

WE have just over a month to think of some cute way to give out these lame ass gifts.

Are you catching my drift?

3 comments:

ropedncr said...

i think you should just give the gifts to the homeless, and then present each guest with a nice card that says a gift has been donated in their name. cute, huh?

Plantation said...

Gotta take a pass here. Sorry.

A said...

ropedncr - very cute! But I'm not sure what a homeless person would do with, um, a crystal vase, for example.

Oh, fuck, I don't know what anyone needs a crystal vase for.

(PT, no worries. I'd like to take a pass, too.)

 
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