Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Sound advice

If you’re, by far, the weakest player on a soccer team that consists of women who have played their entire lives, it is inadvisable to send out a group email asking if your friend can join the team under these conditions:
1. You describe your friend as being an “awesome” player.
2. The aforementioned friend has never played soccer before.

Come on.

Stupid moves like that make me want to trip you in line.

3 comments:

Robert_M said...

I feel your pain. At practice last night I was pulling my hair out.

ropedncr said...

make you want to? why don't you? if they're so awesome surely they'll be able to dodge your attempt. go for it!

Stace said...

you crack me up!! (period the end) lol

 
Blog Template by Delicious Design Studio