Wednesday, June 29, 2005

A rush of blood to the nether regions

I fucking love blogs.

At the company I work for, we don’t have mailroom staff. The company is relatively small, so it isn’t really an issue. But it becomes a tad bit irritating when you’re mailing 17,485 postcards, the intern is working at another office and throwing tempter tantrums in the office is highly frowned upon.

I spent today, as well as half of yesterday, bumbling between my desk and the mailroom. In the mailroom, I sweet-talked the Pitney Bowes machines. At my desk, I read the Virginity Monologues.

Which I am in love with.

Okay, so maybe it is really nice to read that I’m not the only virgin over the age of 20. And it’s comforting to read that you can be intelligent and sassy and beautiful and write a fine blogging specimen and still be a virgin.

For some time, I’ve thought that I was either the exception to the rule or not half as fabulous as I convinced myself I was.

Perhaps I’ve been wrong.

Because, as it turns out, wanting to get The Event over and done with isn’t all that unusual. Wanting It with a boyfriend-type (Q. what sort of guy would willingly want to take on that project? A. creepy), instead of with a random on a drunk, sloppy debacle of an evening maybe isn’t all that fucked up and deranged after all. Who knew?!

Not this virginal little, um, virgin.

And, you know, while we’re on the subject, I read in Blender that Chris Martin – lead singer of Coldplay, husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, daddy of Apple – was a virgin until 22.

Seems like he turned out pretty successful. The Grammys and such.

This leads me to believe that there may be some hope in the world.


Anonymous said...

Haha. You got me hooked on the blog!

What a blessing for the both of us =P

Stace said...

Hey if the Coldplay can get Grammy's and be a virgin at 22, please don't forget the little people when your big a famous. And hey go ahead write a book. YOU CAN DO IT!!! Maybe start with a children's book, get your confidence up.

ropedncr said...

you will not remain a virgin forever, but it may be hard (no pun intended) to find a guy as spectacular as you are.

Plantation said...

Now why did I think Colin ended your streak? I guess I was wrong. Thing is deary, if you really wanted to end it, I'm fairly confident you could. Question is, do you *really* wanna?

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