Friday, May 06, 2005

I need a body double who doesn't look like me

My worst fear has come to fruition.

I have to have a headshot taken for my job.

Which will to go the marketing girl.

And make her giggle.

Marketing Girl will put it on the company website.

And then my white trash high school classmates will google me (if they can
turn on a computer).

And then they will laugh. Probably for hours.

And then they'll open my headshot in Paint and draw a penis on my cheek.

I have never been so sure of something in all my 22 years.


ropedncr said...

i'm sure you'll look beautiful and they'll all be filled with envy.

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