Monday, May 09, 2005

A case of the Mundays

I just knocked my dad’s cell phone off of the counter and into the dogs’ water dish.

Which sums up my entire day pretty well, actually.

I am not functioning well. I am tired. I am crabby. And, ever since I woke up from my nap, I’ve wanted to cry.

I’m starting the week off on the right foot.

I’m pissed off at something that my uncle did on our trip to Chicago. That’s all I’m going to say, because he sucks so badly that he deserves an entire entry devoted to what an incredibly large prick he is.

I’m bitchy because I’m exhausted, because I haven’t seen Colin in over a week, because I can’t meet my unreasonable demands for perfection.

And, because the majority of my sleep came in the backseat of a Navigator with a seatbelt buckle lodged in my back, I am not coping very well. All of tonight’s interactions with fellow humans have left me on the edge of tears with the insatiable desire to chew off someone’s face.

So let us all thank the good lord that the new Dave Matthews Band CD is coming out tomorrow.

Otherwise I would be writing this with human flesh on my breath.

Preferably my uncle’s.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

eek! I really hope today is better for you. Or that you at least got a teeny bit of human flesh to nibble on :)

Stace said...

YIKES!! Today is Tuesday though. GOOD LUCK!

Plantation said...

programming note. DMB is on Letterman Monday night 5/16.

 
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