Monday, April 18, 2005

Diminutive

Dear Boys of the World,

Looking to charm me? Good news! It’s as easy as a three-letter word.

Exchange my nickname, Aly, for my full name, Alyson. Use frequently. Kick off your boots and watch with amusement as, Transformer-style, the magic word morphs me from Hard-Ass Bitch to Bouquet of Fresh Spring Flowers Tied with a Pink Grosgrain Ribbon.

...with more plot twists and costume changes than Saturday-morning cartoons!

I’m easily bought; don’t waste your money, your time, or your daily caloric allotment on dinner.

It's the truth. So. FYI.

3 comments:

Stace said...

Well I am not a guy, but damn that is awesome, if I were a guy I scoop you up and never let you go. :)

ropedncr said...

hi, alyson. :-)

i've already charmed the loml (my full allotment), but i picture absolute droves of boys (and some men) who by all rights should be trying to charm you right now.

ropedncr said...

hi, alyson. :-)

i've already charmed the loml (my full allotment), but i picture absolute droves of boys (and some men) who by all rights should be trying to charm you right now.

 
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