Wednesday, March 09, 2005


So we have this older woman helping in our office right now, because its an insane time of year and there is only so far my bosses can bend Kevin and me until we start bringing guns to work.

So my boss forgot socks (for real) and had to have his wife bring him some to the office.

So my boss’s wife brings in a pair of socks and Burton, a 100-lb. German Sheppard.

So Burton the Dog runs around like a maniac.

So Burton the Dog molests my coat because it smells like Max and Stevie.

So the older woman helping in our office goes running at Burton the Dog cooing, “Burton! Good dog! Do you want to smell my cat?”

My urine splattered everywhere.


Plantation said...

fucking hilarious.

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