Sunday, March 13, 2005

In support of well-ventilated areas

My dad is doing some treatment to the hardwood floors that is both annoying (in avoiding the sticky, soggy mess o’ floor and the mountainous piles of furniture in non-hardwood floor areas) and stinky (the stank has permeated the essence of my tender being; when I sweat, I’m afraid that it will smell of turpentine).

As I am a positive ray of sunshine, I have decided to focus on the positives of the floor treatment.

1. Improved slideability when practicing skating moves in socks.
2. The fumes are making Dad bumble around like Ozzy Osbourne.


Plantation said...

You have this bad habit of going out on a date with 'him' and then telling us about your dad's underwear versus telling us what we *really* want to know.

ropedncr said...

i love everything you write. you make even the mundane interesting. that floor must be going to be really, really slick if you can practice skating moves.

A said...

I know, I know.

But I'm afraid of turning my blog into the Aly and Colin Show. Hell, I'm afraid of turning my life into the Aly and Colin Show.

Always protect yourself, right?

But that doesn't mean I won't email you the glorious details if you asked me for them. :)

Unknown said...

ooh, ooh, I want the glorious details too!! cc me please :)

Nothing wrong with turning your blog into a drama filled love story :) lol.

Be sure to snag a small video clip of your dad to play for blackmail later.

Plantation said...

K. Let's make it official. I'm askin'.

Plantation said...

K. Let's make it official. I'm askin'.

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