Thursday, March 10, 2005

Don't rub it in

Dear Dad,

How many times do we have to go over this?

Conversations in which you drop the phrase “if you ever go on a date” are not getting you a son-in-law, someone else to care for my automobile mishaps or the return of your credit card any faster.

So shut the fuck up, okay?

Okay.

1 comments:

ropedncr said...

hi,

you say you like lists, so add this to your to dos: ignore negativity and focus on my amazing potential.

you must know that many of us think you are great, and wish nothing but the best for you.

 
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