Sunday, February 06, 2005

If we’re generalizing

If the sex came with the certainty that I would catch an STD that would turn me into a mole on Simon Cowell’s ass, I would still sleep with Tom Brady.

But, when looking at the population as a whole, I much prefer hockey players. Over football players over baseball players over lacrosse players over soccer players over ice dancers over bowlers.

If anybody was wondering where I stand on the issue.


Plantation said...

ya know, just today I was thinkin' to myself, "I wonder if A prefers to sleep with hockey players to football players...Nick Lidstrum or Tom Brady..."

A said...

Oh, good. I was absolutely certain that someone was pondering this facet of my life; I should've known it was you.

Plantation said...


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