Thursday, January 13, 2005


In the midst of creation, God proclaimed, “let there be a region in the United States of America called the Midwest! Let the Midwest be a region where inhabitants intermittently blessed with experiencing the splendor of all four seasons in the span of one week’s time.”

And Satan ruined the Midwest’s novelty when he countered with, “let there be sinuses! Let them ache with the change of season.”

Stupid-ass motherfucker.


Constance said...

Amen from Illinois! Back Satan back! *whip crack*

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