Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Let's talk snowballs

If my sister hadn't come home from school, we wouldn't have gone to the gym together this morning.

If we hadn't gone to the gym together this morning, I wouldn't have been so tired.

If I wasn't so tired, we would've been more productive when we went shopping.

If we were more productive shopping, I wouldn't be so bitter about putting up the Christmas tree tonight.

If I wasn't so bitter about putting up the Christmas tree tonight, I wouldn't be writing this entry.

However:

I don't like Christmas.

My mom is the Christmas bitch.

I want to write entries in my blog about nose cauterization and my darling co-intern.

Look for those sometime after December 25.

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