Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Awkward on ice

My boss is joining my Soccer Moms Who Can’t Skate Play Hockey team.

Let me make it clear that I did not invite her. I do not condone workplace bonding outside of any type, unless it involves:
a. watching TV
b. spending an entire workday signing 300 Christmas cards and eating apple pie
c. two interns fornicating.

She’s going to be seeing me half-naked in the locker room. I’m going to have to go out and buy new underwear, God damnit.

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